Michael Kelly - Celtic director (1990-1994)
(1990-1994)

Michael Kelly is a Scottish politician and businessman. He held the position of Lord Provost from 1980 to 1984,1984, and was Lord Rector of Glasgow University from 1983 to 1987.1987.

A member of one of the families that had controlled Celtic since its foundation, he sat on the club's board of directors until 1994,1994, when the club reached the verge of bankruptcy and the much-criticised old regime was ousted by McCann's takeover.


McCann had said he hoped to raise around £10m froma share issue. Dr Michael Kelly were advised fans to invest in the National Lottery rather than buy Celtic shares on the basis that you stood a better chance of getting a return. And in that one statement he beautifully underlined the reason we got rid of him and his kind in the first place.

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Overview
What’s to be said of Michael Kelly? Previously a successful Lord Provost of Glasgow (i.e. a mayoral figurehead of the council for those outside of Scotland), where he helped to rejuvenate the image of the city with his very successful (and much aped) “Glasgow’s Smiles Better” campaign, his coming on board to Celtic was seen as a positive.

Brought on board alongside property developer Brian Dempsey,Dempsey, he shortly ousted the latter in a bitter/public coup which can be taken as the start of the old “Sack the Board” battles. With the media in favour of Dempsey (lucky devil!), the board was to have an upward battle from then on.

Heavily lampooned and satirised in the club fanzines (Not the View and Once a Tim),Tim), his public image was forever tarnished, and for little other reason this was good enough reason for his own sake to step down. There is no denying that much criticism was not justified or well informed, and to be fair to Michael Kelly the media in general (and esp the Sport journos) can hardly be taken as the arbiters of right and wrong, especially on business matters An exception must be made for the fanzines as they are product of the paying punters of the club, and generally they are reflecting the voice of the terraces (note: this was way before websites and forums).

Battle after battle, the man was beleaguered yet kept going on.

One thing that is a complete myth though is that the board was silent through much of the time sticking their head in the sand, but that was due only to Michael Kelly whilst it was true for the rest of them. He did appear on radio shows and did interviews for newspapers, most of the time coming out negatively.

At the time on Monday nights, football commentator Archie MacPherson used to do a great panel sporting program called "Sport in Question" (before the rest copied and ruined the format), and one program was devoted to the Celtic shambles with Michael Kelly and Chairman Kevin Kelly on the show. Truth is that it was a losing battle for the Kellys as actions speak louder than words, but anything that Michael Kelly could have done to alleviate the tensions was totally undone when Kevin Kelly laughably stated on the show that “nobody has Celtic’s interest at heart more than he does” etc and made us all cringe. His cousin was famous for making remarks that embarrassed everyone.

As things went on, it was all coming to an end, but sadly it went down to the wire, and the club was a few moments from bankruptcy, and pulling last minute strings did little for Michael Kelly’s appearance, coming over as arrogant and deluded. The takeover saw him leave immediately, an ignominious end for the former Lord Provost.

The irony is that a man who helped to engineer change whilst in the old archaic world of Glasgow politics, and was then brought in to help reshape Celtic, became possibly the staunchest conservative of the lot. Was he deluded in the extreme, or possibly too intelligent for everyone else to understand him, or was it simply an attack of hubris as happens to many others in power?

Whatever the case, his time at Celtic was marked by shoddy club management, poor public relations (fuelled by a Hun biased media)media) and parochialism, all elements that Michael Kelly should have had experience in dealing with whilst Glasgow’s Lord Provost. A sad experience for both the club and himself, but few other relationships for the club with people have led to as grave a situation as panned out during Michael’s tenure.

Since his departure he has been a newspaper columnist (ironically) where he penned some cringing rubbish, written up a book on the London underground (!) and has moved back to sort out his business life. Notably, he wrote a very biased but still good book on the whole shambles titled “Paradise Lost”, and if you want to see how he really thinks this is as close as you will get. (JBC)


Book Review

• Paradise Lost - "The Struggle for Celtic's Soul" by Michael Kelly