Terracing chants and banter

1988
To the tune of "Lord of The Dance"
Dance, Dance, wherever you may be
We lost the Skol Cup at Pittodrie
But the Skol Cup's S**te, and we don't give a Flup,
'Cos we won the League and the Scottish Cup

1992
"Oh, Lets all laugh at Chelsea, o lets all a Chelsea... "
(Sung at Parkhead after we somehow convinced Chelsea to swap Cascarino for Tom Boyd!)

He's tall, he's skinny
He's goin' to Barlinnie
Ferguson, Ferguson
(aimed at Duncan Ferguson, going to jail after head butting Raith Rovers player)

Ian Durrant Collection:
1) He's wet, he's moist,
He's ******* Ally McCoist,
Ian Durrant, Ian Durrant...

2) He's a pauper, he's a begger,
he's shuggin John McGregor,
Ian Durrant, Ian Durrant.

1995
#There's only two Andy Gorams, Two Andy Gorams....#
(Sung at Ibrox after Andy Goram was diagnosed as schizophrenic).

#We'll Meet Again, don't know where, don't know when,
but I know we'll meet again some sunny day.#
(Sung on a visit to newly-relegated Dundee United, around the time of the 50th Anniversary of VE Day when this and other wartime standards were enjoying something of a revival)

2000
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At Tannadice on Boxing Day (possibly) in MONs first season.
Celtic are winning 4-0 with about 3 minutes to go and the announcer comes on:
"and today's sponsors man of the match is .... Dundee United's Danny Griffin"
Cue the entire Celtic support :
"ONE DANNY GRIFFIN ! THERE'S ONLY ONE DANNY GRIFFIN!"
Priceless.
Followed then by "who the f**** is Danny Griffin...."
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2001
Cheer up Advocaat
oh what can it mean
To be a sad "Rangers manager"
with a ***** football team
(Sung at Dick Advocaat, Rangers manager)
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Hey heeyy baby
ooh aah
I wanna knoooow
who the "flip" is Flo!
(Sung at expensive £10mplus flop Tore Andre Flo!)

2002
(or indeed any year when our city rivals fail to put any current silverware in "The Blue Room")
To the tune of the Rangers anthem, "Oh the bluebells are blue"
#Oh the Blue Room is bare
There are no trophies there
They don't need Mr Sheen
cos there's nothing to clean.#
(repeat ad inifinitum)


2003
Bobo's gonna get ye', Bobo's gonn get ye'
(helpful advice from the celtic support to opposing players about Bobo Balde's approaching)

You'll be watching the bill, when we're in Seville
(Celtic fans singing to Rangers fans)

One's called Ronald,
One's called Frank,
One missed a penalty,
The other one's a w*nk


Beachball Sunday pics
(Celtic fans sharing the fun with Rangers (at Ibrox) before we headed off to Spain)

2004
Tell all the Gers in pain
That we're heading for sunshine again
Though your season is gone
The Bill is still on
And our beach balls are going back to Spain
(sung by some fans before returning to Spain to play Barca)

2006
#Paul Le Guens gonna get the sack
Weve won the league before the clocks went back#
(29 Oct 2006, Kilmarnock v Celtic/Celtic went 12pts ahead of Rangers after Rangers drew on the Saturday/Celtic winning on the Sunday, before the clocks went back 1hour for daylight saving in autumn!)

"the sky is blue, the grass is green....we've won the league by Halloween!"
(Oct 2006)

#Oh, the Rangers are sh***e, Oh the Rangers are sh***#

2007
A fat kid in the front row of the kilmarmock end gets the ball when it goes out for a celtic throw. Said fat kid holds it out for naylor. Naylor obviously suspects that fatty is going to either throw the ball away or throw it at him if he goes for it. Big Mick then runs towards fatty and fatty then chucks the ball along the ground. Celtic fans then start singing "You fat bassa, you fat bassa".
The cops then start talking to fatty and as they are doing so celtic score. The whole of the celtic end then turn to fatty and start chanting "Fatty, fatty what's the score?". Celtic score again and the celtic end turn to fatty and start chanting "Sebo....."
At half time just before the teams come back out fatty briefly disappears. Celtic end starts chanting "Where's your fatty gone?......" He then returns a few minutes later to rapturous applause.

2008
#You're just a fat Eddie Murphy#
(Apr 08, chant at Fat boy Darcheville (Rangers player))

#Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the scoreline
Don't blame it on the tonic wine
Blame it on the big screen
You just cant, You just cant, You just cant control yourself #
(based on Jackson 5 song, taunt against Rangers after their drunken rampage in Manchester after the UEFA cup final (May 08) which shamed the game, Scotland and everyone really (link), believe it was written by an Aberdeen fan)

to the tune of yellow submarine:
"F*** you rangers we're gonna win the league, we're gonna win the league."
Got changed 5 mins from the end at tannadice to; "we've gone and won the league. "
(sung at the last day game when we won the league v Dundee Utd (May 08)) (match)



Misc
Have you seen a Handsome Hun? no no
Have you seen a Handsome Hun? no no
Have you seen a Handsome Hun?
I've never seen a *** one
Oh, Oh, Oh

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We've won the league again
Fly the flag
Fly the flag
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Oh, they're jumpin' oot the windies when we win
Oh, they're jumpin' oot the windies when we win
Oh, they're jumpin' oot the windies, GREEN f***ing the windies
Jumpin' oot the windies when we win.

And I hope it's spikey railings when they land
And I hope it's spikey railings when they land
And I hope it's spikey railings, GREEN spikey railings
I hope it's spikey railings when they land.

And I hope it's a catholic doctor when he dies
And I hope it's a catholic doctor when he dies
And I hope it's a catholic doctor, a GREEN catholic doctor
I hope it's a catholic doctor when he dies.